Photo by Yvan Rodic
I am the ice cream bro
with ice cream on my shoulders
hungry 4 sweet, frozen, creamy treats
I am not the man
driving a truck thru the poor part of town
selling ice treats to children
I am the modern ice cream man.
Still want to be as approachable as the mainstream ice cream man
might attach a boombox to my wardrobe
and play inviting music
letting people know
the Ice Cream Bro is coming
Ice cream. So many flavors.
Kinda represents how many different personal brands u can have.
Every1 has a different favourite flavor of ice cream.
No1 wants to be 'plain vanilla.'
So weird how u can make a metaphor about n e 1 with ice cream.
White people = vanilla
Black People = Rocky Road
AZNs = Ramen
Mexicans = bean and cheese
Gheys = rainbow sherbert
Jews = Latke ice cream
_________ = ____________
some people like ice cream
some people like froyo
also known as frozen yogurt
wonder if when i grow past my ice cream phase
then get 'health conscious'
if I will talk myself into being Froyo Bro
Might even start a self-serve frozen yogurt chain
encouraging people
to get crazy serving sizes
with even crazier topping selections
capn crunch
molten chocolate
oreos
reese's pb cups
fresh fruit
weird azn shit
human hair
might just buy a trusted froyo franchise like Pink Berry
might just buy a Baskin Robbins franchise
So many flaves
so many choices
so many ppl in this world
maybe ice cream
is what will set us free
cuz it represents
how we are all our unique flavor
unless ur into froyo
then u can just pour ur own cup
and add ur own custom toppings
Laters,
Ice Cream Bro
Will ice cream shoulder pads be the hot new summer look?
What is more authentic: ice cream or frozen yogurt?
What toppings do u get on ur froyo?
